Monday, May 30, 2011

As if spam were not abysmal enough...

So I occasionally review my spam messages, in part because some people like adding my email address to various lists. Spam is generally mundane, at best. A link to a porno site, or what I imagine is a hot breathy voiced come to see hot college co-eds naked.

But these two pieces take the cake:

Subject: jet clarinet

Hello, onion cucumber south korea
fiction perfume football museum.

or this one:

Subject: Two blondes playing with hole-to-hole dildo horse ex-wife polyester

anger triangle cowbell factory gong.
weed car debtor icicle apartment cream port.

Almost poetic in a random sort of way...

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